Sunday, July 25, 2010

Frl Ashdene - Miss Berlin 2010

Fräulein Mab Ashedene - Miss Berlin 2010
"Herzlichen Glückwunsch!"

Thursday, July 22, 2010

Wir stellen vor: Ms Bea Shamrock

My name's Bea Shamrock and I haven't lived in Berlin for very long but I like it very much.

I was born in Russia but then left for England, where I changed my name (Bea Sharapova to Shamrock) and became a teacher. In Berlin I work at the grocery store.

Friday, July 16, 2010

Curtis Deezul - Boxer, Singer und Komponist

Herr Curtis Deezul

My name is Curtis Deezul I have a muscular build this is very helpful in one of my professions which is boxing. Boxing is brilliant I enjoy the adrenaline the skill and....Quite oddly....the pain. I am very enthusiastic about it im not a boxing snob ill fight anywhere! In the pub or even on the street! I enjoy music I love singing so when im low on food you can see me singing my great well maybe good...okay mediocre not even mediocre songs.

My mother and farther moved out of Berlin due to the depressing atmosphere however I decided to stay. I don't like change and I don't like people maybe that's why I like beating them up? I used to have a friend he was my brother sadly he died in the war. This is the seed for so many songs.


Bea Shamrock erzählt.... (this is the difficult version)

Was kann ich über Curtis Deezul sagen?
Er hat viele Muskeln und das ist sehr gut für boxen.